Cats in Physics
(I didn't write these but they are so true.)
If anyone can give me the name of the author I will give the credit to him/her.

   Law of Cat Inertia
     A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by
     some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby
     scurrying mouse.
 Law of Cat Motion
     A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
     reason to change direction.
 Law of Cat Magnetis
     All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
     proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
 Law of Cat Thermodynamics
   Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a
     cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
 Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the
     nap just taken.
 Law of Cat Sleeping
    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as
     uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
 Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter
     top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
 Law of Cat Acceleration
  A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and
     ready to stop.
 Law of Dinner Table Attendance
 Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
 Law of Rug Configuration
 No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
 Law of Obedience Resistance
     A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her
     to do something.
 First Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and
     will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
 Second Law of Energy Conservation
     Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
 Law of Refrigerator Observation
     If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come
     along and take out something good to eat.
 Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
    Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the
     speed of light.
 Law of Random Comfort Seeking
   A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable
     spot in any given room.
 Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
    All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the
     earliest possible nanosecond.
 Law of Cat Embarrassment
   A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment
     times the amount of human laughter.
 Law of Milk Consumption
   A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he
 Law of Furniture Replacement
     A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the
     cost of the furniture.
 Law of Cat Landing
   A cat will always land in the softest place possible.
 Law of Fluid Displacement
     A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the
     amount of milk consumed.
 Law of Cat Disinterest
     A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the
     amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
 Law of Pill Rejection
     Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape
 Law of Cat Composition
 A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.